FUNNY!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8Ev5HgGACg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yhfl4mFH1No

3 Week Update!

Ok so it's been 3 weeks today and I have (only) lost 13 pounds.... which is ok I guess but it's still not making my jeans fit any different or anything. It's coming off my face and neck and then....well pretty much everywhere from my rib cage up :-) Alex has lost 22 pounds!! I'm almost ready to tell him to stop telling me how much he's losing! It's depressing. You can see it mainly in his face and his upper torso. I'm hoping that the next 13 come off of my stomach and legs mainly!

Funny!

My friend Amanda sent this email to me, it's hilarious! :-)

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

Keep reading-they get better!!!
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WOMEN'S REVENGE

'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet, I not iced a remote control for a television set in her purse.

'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.

'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'
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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, Pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, And still be afraid of a spider.
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CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, ' Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers, ' You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it' s sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.

So, I figure if I have to roll my own ........... So does she.
(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)
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WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, The husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'

'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'
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WORDS

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day. 30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'
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CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
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WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.'

The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'

Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.'

Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at
the top of several pages, that it indeed says . 'HEBREWS'
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The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a
piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

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Ok so it's been 2 weeks today and.......I have lost 10 pounds :-) So that's only 4 this past week but I feel better about it when I say 10 in two weeks :-) I'm frustrated because I don't see a difference, and I thought after 10 I for sure would... oh well. Alex has lost 18 in two weeks!! And you can kind of see it in his face. So we're both kind of wondering how much we'll have to lose before we look different! Ugh!!

Valentines Day <3

This is the card I made for Alex :-) We got a cardboard Jeff Gordon at work and I kept the box cause I figured I could make something out of it :-) It was really big, you can compare it kinda to the dvds in the background. I wrapped the whole thing in duct tape, it took like 5 rolls! And it took probably a total of like 5 hours to make!

I was going for a kind of cheesy saying inside, obviously :-)

And he said he wanted a garbage can for his room so I got this stuffed animal frog with a kiss on his cheek and put it in the garbage can :-)

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This is Mel making faces at me through her window when she was at work earlier.... :-) She looks.....gorgeous, huh? Haha! :-)

Dancing WIth The Stars!

So they announced who is doing Dancing with the Stars this time! Steve-O is doing it! I can not picture him being serious enough to learn the routines...it will be interesting.

And Shawn Johnson!! I love her! I have never really watched the show before but I am for SURE watching it this season :-) I am hoping she wins :-) And I can't wait to see what Steve-O will do....!! They also announced the others but nobody I really know :-)

One Week Down... Alot to go!

Ok so I decided that it would be good motivation for me to give updates on how much i'm losing, so it's been one week today and i've lost 6 pounds! I wanted to lose 10 but 6 works!

Hard Habit To Break...

Ok so since 8th grade I have been buying checkered vans. They're the only kinds of shoes i'll buy, I just got in the habit of wearing them and couldn't find another shoes I liked. I'm really picky about how they fit over my jeans.. haha. Like if they get scrunched up it looks dumb. So they were perfect because they didn't do that. Anyways..... I found a NEW shoes I LOVE!

They're Keans, and they were kinda expensive but they'll last a while and they are SO confortable. And I guess they are all organic. I'll probably buy another pair for work so I can have one pair I don't have to worry about getting dirty and then another nicer pair. They're great!

Random Pictures Off My Phone...

Mom was doing laundry the other day and she always throws the socks to the side to sort later and Titan got under them because they were still warm :-) And that's Pheobe at the bottom of the picture not holding still. She's a spaz!

This is 'Hula Sue' I was bored at work so I made her out of candy and popcorn... :-) After I took this picture I made a hula skirt for her out of a sticky note and the guys named her Hula Sue.

This is gross, but Josh was working on a car in the shop and he found this HUGE rat on the heater core. It was shaped like this already it was like permenantly bent. It doesn't look that big in this picture but it was REALLY big!

This is an old picture of Alex holding Cade :-) I LOVE this picture because Cade is staring up at him, it's cute :-)

Super Slim!

I started super slim yesterday which is a diet pill. It's not FDA approved but a family memeber told me about it and it really works! It has some side effects that i'm already feeling but I lost 2 pounds yesterday so i'm excited!

I'm trying to lose 40 pounds before August so wish me luck!